watch your step you're in the cherry picking zone 🍒
in this house, we mash-up book and tv canon willy nilly and also we pretend like most of season 8 didn't happen
do you want a blushy maid who'll huck a boulder onto a ship to protect a garbage human?
do you want a less emotive older warrior who has fewer freckles and thought fighting the hound was an ace idea?
feel like a modern social worker style flavor?
ask and you shall receive, friend. we're all in this flaming dumpster of too-much-to-keep-track-of together 💕
also hey head's up! here there be a super-sized dumpster full of internalized misogyny: lots of body image issues and abuse re bodies that don't fit prescribed societal norms. tread carefully and shoot a PM if you want adjustments on my end, please!
do you want a blushy maid who'll huck a boulder onto a ship to protect a garbage human?
do you want a less emotive older warrior who has fewer freckles and thought fighting the hound was an ace idea?
feel like a modern social worker style flavor?
ask and you shall receive, friend. we're all in this flaming dumpster of too-much-to-keep-track-of together 💕
also hey head's up! here there be a super-sized dumpster full of internalized misogyny: lots of body image issues and abuse re bodies that don't fit prescribed societal norms. tread carefully and shoot a PM if you want adjustments on my end, please!